
Friday, 30 July 2010
Wednesday, 28 July 2010
Feeling A Tad Sea Sick???......
Needless to say he has now fully recovered and re-found his land legs, and the only one who suffered was the Hard Shoulder of the M40!!!
Friday, 23 July 2010
Steve Redgrave Eat Your Heart Out ...................
Please continue to support our cause it would be great to reach £500. Donations can be made at http://www.justgiving.com/RowYards4Kipling . Further information in the building of the boat will follow shortly, along with some pictures of the 8 days and some thoughts of the crew. Also some details about my welcoming back to Land on the way home!
For Now
Gary
Wednesday, 21 July 2010
A Big Splash...........
Thank You to all that have supported so far, it is very much appreciated.
Tuesday, 20 July 2010
Are We There Wet ..........
Gary
Steady Flow ............
So with tomorrow we hope to complete the last 8 miles of our task (our average has been 10/11 miles a day so far). This will see us in fact reach Oxford one day ahead of schedule, and indeed the book.
So despite a slightly sore wrist i actually am looking forward until tomorrow and the sight of Folly Bridge.
Paddling Along ...........
Monday, 19 July 2010
I Aint Gettin On No Boat......... Fool !!!!!
With both crew members of the ferry seemingly asleep Keith snuck in and untied the boat. At the same time I went throught a camp site and waded into the river until the water was up to my stomach, and pulled the boat along. Keith came and joined Gary on the banks of the Camp Site, we all boarded and rode off at a fast pace into the sunset.


As we rowed on we stopped for some tea in Shillingford where a Mallard decided to join us in the boat! Pushing on from here we headed for some mooring in Dorchester, however when we arrived it was apparent the banks were too high for a Skiff like ours. Therefore we had to continue and i think by Days Lock we had all had enough for the day having covered 15 miles. We went through the Lock, (this time opperated by Keith) and moored up just the other side.

Gary and Keith made a quick dash for the local pubs to try and get some food on board. Unfortunatley the first 2 they had tried had stopped serving. On running to the third they were told the kitchin closed 5 minutes prior. After some pleading they offered to do a burger and chips which was greatly recieved, before retiring to the boat for the night.
A Truely British Boating Great Escape ...........
For Now ......
Gary
Sunday, 18 July 2010
Traveling at a Rate of Knotts ......
Shiplake Lock with the boat grounded resulting in Gary and David going waist high
in the river to push the boat out of the sand. The day started with an extra crew
member as my lovely girlfriend Rosie showed good rhythm in the bow seat to help us
pull 100 metres on towards Sonning before heading home.
A friendly Lock Keeper held the gates as we upped the stroke rate as we approached
Sonning Lock. With Gary out of action today due to his wrist, the dream team combo
of Dave and Me (George and Jerome) were back in full swing and made good progress
pushing onto the Kings Meadow Tesco, convieniently situated by the river side in
Reading. We stopped here to purchase supplies and also get a late lunch. As Dave
and myself retuned with the goods Gary (Harris) had made a fantastic cuppa to go
with our newly purchased sandwiches. Energised by the brew 3 men in a boat stormed
through Caversham Lock and out of Reading where our game finished, this being a
sweepstake as to who could guess how many trolleys would be dumped in the river
during this urban stretch of the Thames. We won't give the exact answer but needless
to say Dave won! Whilst exiting Reading Gary got mistaken for a retired coxing Sir
Steve Redgrave, needless to say the bloke who heckled this was in a pub at the time!!
Further swift progress to Tilehurst in calm waters, low winds, and afternoon sunshine
saw perfect rowing conditions in time for another cracking afternoon tea this time
accompanied by coffee and walnut cake! The last push of the day saw us pass two
reputed country estates that inspired the great Toad Hall from Kenneth Graham's
beloved Wind in the Willows! While Mapledurham House was the more grand, we prefered
the homely feel and loation of Hardwick House and the lack of barbed wire which
got the better of myself at the previous as I attemped to capture photo's of the two.
For the first time in 14 years the 3 of us enjoyed the top 40 Radio Chart Show
Countdown and were dissapointed to find me no speak americano was pipped to number
1 by BOB. Just before our evening mooring we passed another skiff and a lady who's
knowledge of 'the book' was impressive, asked if we had some pinnaple chunks,
thankfully we did! This took us up to the National Trust piece of land called
Pangbourne Meadow and our mooring for the night. We set up camp for the night and-
Dave on skiff and insect duty, Gary as our resident chef, and me managing to put up
my tent in record time (unassisted without Kat). After a delicious meal we partook
in a civilsed but competitive game of french boules on slightly uneven ground, it
was an exciting and intense affair with me eventually emerging victorious with a
5-4-3 win. We rounded off probably the most enjoyable day so far with a couple of
rounds in our favourite riverside watering hole so far (The Greyhound in Whitchurch)
particuarly enjoying Kopperberg Pear Cide and Crabbies Ginger Beer before retiring
for the night!
Until Tomorrow
Keith
Saturday, 17 July 2010
Sinking Feeling ...........
When we got to the Regatta course yesterday I was keen to take this part of the row under my wing. The course is a mile and half long and if you've never been to a regatta you'd expect a professional 8 to do the course in 6 to 7 minutes. A single sculler may take 8 to 11 minutes depending on the incoming wind, so i was keen to see how we get on. 25 minutes later and we'd barely completed half of the course and were struggling. In one last concented effort I had felt a twinge in my wrist. I hadn't given it much thought at the time, but I awoke this morning to feel it really bad and stiff. Would it be the end of the row? Only time will tell. Can I just confirm that the drinking session last night had no part to play in this.
Our next problem was finding a new place to moor. We didn't want to go to far, as this was supposed to be our rest days and had plans to meet up with friends and family that afternoon. We were informed that mooring was available just the other side of Henley Bridge. However, when we got there we found the space was crammed. We were informed that mooring was available after Marsh Lock, but signs were clearely up saying that mooring was forbidden. So we moved on another mile and found a perfect spot on a little island just near Wargrave. After time to set up the boat and get organised, me and Dave set off for the local station and a trip back to Henley. 45 minutes later and a safari around the island we found that the bridge to the main land had been demolished. We had no way off but with the boat, so back we went and on up the river we went.
A further mile that was prob the slowest we'd rowed since we began, my wrist got us to our a little hide away spot just outside of Shiplake. The only problem, it was miles back to the station and we had no idea which way to go. An hour later we arrived at the sation to find we had just missed the train with a further 45 min wait. We left Henley just after 8am, and we finally arrived back in Henley 6 hours later and both me and Dave, shattered.
I won't dwel on the afternoon as it wasn't quite exciting. We did have lunch in The Catherine Wheel, one of the few pubs we had missed the previous night. A further treat was the visit to The Rowing Museum in Henley. Well we had to visit, didn't we!!! Keith particularly enjoyed The Wind In The Willows exhibition.
Anyway, thats enough for today, lets just hope tomorrow is more successful if not as eventful.
Gary
Ps,
One last bit of news, we found we made one further newspaper: The Uxbridge Gazette! Result!
http://www.uxbridgegazette.co.uk/west-london-news/local-uxbridge-news/2010/07/05/bid-to-restore-rudyard-kipling-s-boat-113046-26788325/
Ohhhhh.......What A Feeling,......Were Dancing on the Water!!!
Anyway, yesterday (Friday, I think) saw us put in our biggest effort yet and a mammoth 15 miles that saw us move on from Maidenhead and on to Henley-Upon-Thames. As usual we came a cropper and had a few unexpected jems thown in.
After a pleasent evening the night before in the Thames Hotel bar, we retreated back to mooring position and settled down for the night. However a couple of unexpected visitors assured that our night in Maidenhead wasn't the quietest we've had. Firstly a number of the local youths obviously use the little park we'd set up camp in as their nightly hang-out. But thankfully, soon after their arrival, the rain began and we lost their company. Our second visitor was a party boat that crawled through Maidenhead at 2am. A jolly good time was being had by all 6 onboard guests, but I can't say we enjoyed Lional Ritchie at that time in the morning.

It's funny how sometimes random people or places seem to crop up a couple of times in quick secsession. Only last week me and Dave had popped along to the Nationl Trust property Sandham Memorial Chapel in Burghclere, Hampshire; http://www.nationaltrust.org.uk/main/w-sandhammemorialchapel and saw the work of Stanley Spencer;& little more then a week later we find ourselves in the town that Spencer was not only born but is also buried. I'd like to say this was deliberate and a brilliant bit of planning on my part, but actually I didn't realise this until we actually saw the headstone in the graveyard while passing through. Anyway it was a nice suprise.
Cookham, was much the same as Bray the previous day, an unexpected jem with a nice row of shops and pictraesque qualities. We found a lovely little cafe and had THE BEST bacon roll this side of London. It's funny how you getting very excited about the smallest matters!!
Anyway, we pushed on from Cookham and the water got worse. The row up to Marlow has to be the most difficult we've come across. Even with myself steering we managed to get into a bit of a tangle at Bourne End and collide with a whole sailing club!! But hard work got us through and we managed with difficulty to get to Marlow for lunch.
Lunch went down a treat but even Keith's Robinson fruit drink couldn't preper ourselves for the traffic jam we came to on returning to our skiff. We found out that we were travelling to Henley at the same time as half of The Thames. It turns out that this weekend is the Classic Boat Regatta this weekend at Henley, and so a remarkable collection of boats were heading west for the event. A collection of slippers, steam launches and early motor boats were jossling for position into Marlow lock. We managed to slip into a small gap, but the hold-up did slow us for the day. However, the banter and the conversation with some of these boaters was definately a highlight for the day.
Of all the boats that passed us during the day though, the celebrity boat of the day was definately the number of Dunkirk Little Ships that were both in France in 1940 and also the recent celebration events. Another treat for the day was a promise of meeting Rodney Bewes later in the day as he was both in Henley but was also a great 3 Men In A Boat fan. We had become minor celebrities ouselves over the last few days with us often being photographed and cheered on by both those on the banks of the river and our fellow boaters. Keith's highlight of the day was being cheered on soon after Marlow by a group of school girls who also gave us a renditon of "Row, Row, Row, Your Boat."
The wind was difficult after lunch as well, but a few races with passing boats did push us on. We got to Henley though quite late though and even the enjoyment of rowing the course wasn't enough to give us any more euphemism to continue beyond Henley lock. With the classic regatta in full flow we sneaked into a place labeled skiffs and rowing boats and a few of our friends from the day ensured us we should be fine to moore up and partake.However, we later found out that the cost to partake is £90 and so we decided to move on at first thing in the morning and sneak away before we were registered.
With the light fading we met up with Keith's girlfriend Rose, and split up for a night in Henley's famous public houses. As we had nailed 15 miles today, especially against a hevay head wind for much of the day, we felt we had to celebrate. Unfortunatly we only had a hour and a half before closing time, so we had to be quick. Lets just say 8 pubs later and me and Dave staggered back along the river bank with a take away pizza. Its prob not suprising that we didn't get to meet Mr Bewes!
Hasten to say we awoke with a head, but this was only the start of our worries.
Gary
Thursday, 15 July 2010
Oar No ...........
However we persisted (maybe a tad slower) and met a 'mechanic' at Windsor who fixed the probelm with some screws and a drill! After these adjustments were made we headed for lunch in a pub in Eaton. Once lunch had been consummed we pushed on with our newly fixed oar in hope of making Maidenhead by the close of play. After passing through Bray Lock (potentially the prettiest so far, also where Keith made the classic comment of were going up in the world as the lock rose !) It was deemed we should stop for a quick drink. So after mooring up we walked into Bray and frequented The Hinds Head which we later found out is owned by Heston Blumenthal who's restaurant is next door! Thankfully our pints came as you'd expect (unlike a lot of his food creations) and we were on our way! I feel I must note that Keith took this opportunity to have a Pimms instead!
Anyway we pushed on to Maidenhead (getting complimented by the Maidenhead Ladies Rowing Team en-route) and within no time we were moored up just passed the bridge! With Keith getting his tent up in record time thanks to help from Kat (30 mins instead of the 2 hours it took yesterday) we met up with some friends and family! After a good few pints and some food we tucked in for an early night ready for a big push to Henley on Friday!
For now
Dave
Wednesday, 14 July 2010
Swan Lake..........
It is also worth noting that whilst mooring up our Coach was running past on his way to Staines Rowing Club, to get this evenings practice in. Therefore all i can say is let the race begin........
Dave
Locked on Lunch .........
This was no ordinary lunch as it was spent in the company of one of Gary's friends Mike. Now to many i'm sure Mike will not mean alot, however he is the Lock Keeper at Chertsey and thus the Lunch was not only Yummy but also informative.
So whilst they are still progressing along, it is eatimated that they have covered approximately 7 miles so far today......
Dave
Ruddy Hard Work ..........
That said i think Keith woke up aching a tad more than Gary today. Anyway they have continued to make progress and recently went through Shepperton Lock.
Its also worth noting i forgot to mention my quote of yesterday which came courtesy of Keith when rowing which i shall leave you with for now :
"I am so glad i am not a slave!"
Off We Row ...........

So day 1 continued and our target (given the delayed start) was to hit Kingston. As we pulled away from the jetty at Richmond it was Myself and Gary rowing and Keith steering. Within almost no time at all we could no longer see Richmond Bridge which i think may have been more down to a meander in the river than distance, but either way it was good motivation. Shortly after (probably around 45mins or so) we had a quick break and switch around, it also gave us a chance to take on some fluids.
With the new setup we seemed to get speed and rhythem relatively quickly with myself and Keith doing the hard work, whilst Gary steered us in the right dircetion, and provided historical facts along the way.

Within no time at all our first REAL test came around as we approached our first lock at Teddington. Worryingly we appeared to conquor it in a fashion that would suggest we were experts in the river!
Whilst sitting in the Lock we experienced some true hospitality of the river, something that was to become apparent the further we progressed. We got talking to the crew of the barge next to us, who very kindly let us tie to them, on hearing of our challenge (and lack of alcohol on board), he very kindly passed us a bottle of wine from his vessle and wished us all the best.
I referred to the hospitality of the river previously and this is apparent as you cannot pass a boat without someone waving at you, or wishing you well. Likewise when you moor up if someone can help tie you generally they will.
And so as we pushed on and reached Kingston, it was deemed another 5 minute break was necessary. As we moored just beyond Kingston Bridge memories of Gary and Keith's Uni days came flooding back with the sight of McCluskys. Whilst this was intended on being a brief stop it almost cut our whole trip short. As we went to move away the chain of another boat had got lodged in our rudder. Had it not been for a monumental leap from Keith and far more effort than it seemed necessary, we may well have been stuck for the duration. Anyway as we became free it became apparent that our rudder had subsequently stopped working. Therefore a quick dash accross the Thames (and the oncoming 'Traffic') and we moored on the opposite side of the river. Thankfully this problem was easily solved and we were on our way.
We kept pushing on in the hope to make Hampton Court by the end of the day. During this time once again myself and Keith got into a swift rhythem and subsequently made Hampton Court in no time. We moored up for a quick couple of pictures and then decided to try and get passed Molesey Lock by the close of play.

Molesey lock was an experience in itself as this was Self Service. However we had no reason to worry as Gary took this time to come into his element and randomly press buttons. Before we knew it we had bypassed Molesey Lock.
Whilst in the lock we had been given some advice on where to stop for the night. However when we got to the Island it was a private island. And thus we kept on going until we could find a place to moor. Subsequently we actually made it to Sunbury, meaning we had covered 10 miles in 6 hours, which we deemed as a sucess given our few hicups along the way, and the need to gather what we were actually doing.
After mooring up the boat against 2 trees we popped to get some food for the night and Gary and Keith swiftly made there way to the local pub. I on the other hand went home as i had work today, needless to say I'll be back rowing tomorrow.
For now....
Dave
Slightly Adrift .........
Keith further showed his boating knowlegde by asking the gentleman if we 'just head off in that direction', this was closely followed by the advice that Oxford was in fact the other way!!!
That said I do think that Mr Holland proved his worth with the food etc that he brought on board.
And so after a shaky (at times sideways)start we set sail.
Washed Up ..............
For now
Gary
Runnymede
At Runnymede, at Runnymede,
What say the reeds at Runnymede?
The lissom reeds that give and take,
That bend so far, but never break,
They keep the sleepy Thames awake
With tales of John at Runnymede.
At Runnymede, at Runnymede,
Oh, hear the reeds at Runnymede:
'You musn't sell, delay, deny,
A freeman's right or liberty.
It wakes the stubborn Englishry,
We saw 'em roused at Runnymede!
When through our ranks the Barons came,
With little thought of praise or blame,
But resolute to play the game,
They lumbered up to Runnymede;
And there they launched in solid line
The first attack on Right Divine,
The curt uncompromising "Sign!'
They settled John at Runnymede.
At Runnymede, at Runnymede,
Your rights were won at Runnymede!
No freeman shall be fined or bound,
Or dispossessed of freehold ground,
Except by lawful judgment found
And passed upon him by his peers.
Forget not, after all these years,
The Charter <> signed at Runnymede.'
And still when mob or Monarch lays
Too rude a hand on English ways,
The whisper wakes, the shudder plays,
Across the reeds at Runnymede.
And Thames, that knows the moods of kings,
And crowds and priests and suchlike things,
Rolls deep and dreadful as he brings
Their warning down from Runnymede!
R Kipling
Tuesday, 13 July 2010
Ready...... Set....... Row .........
For some of us i think the nerves of the daunting task ahead have set in, I mean Gary's even having a shave!!!!!
We hope to load pictures this evening of the launch and also detail the progress we have made in the opening day, as we will also hopefully have a better idea of how we think we will fair.
Dave
Monday, 12 July 2010
Bowman ...........

Name : Montmorency
Age : In Dog Years?
Occupation : Dog!!!
Previous Rowing Experience : Doggy Paddle
Teams Supported : Rovers, Terriers
Favourite Colour : Mono Vision
Greatest Sporting Achievement : Winning Cruffs
Favourite Tipple : Loo Water
Favourite Food : Dog Food
Favourite Films : Reservior Dogs, Homeward Bound
Favourite Disney Films : 101 Dalmations, Lady and the Tramp
Favourite Actor/Actress : Beethoven/Lassie
Favourite Author/Book : Spot The Dog by Eric Hill
Favourite Kipling Piece : French Fancies, Country Slices, Apple Pies ............ oh wait you mean THAT Kipling
Favourite Musician/Group : Snoop Dogg, The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band
Favourite Comedian : Rufus Hound
Favourite TV Programme : One Man and His Dog
Favourite Radio Programme : Paws for Thought
Five Famous Dinner Guests You Would Invite :
Snoopy, Scobby Doo, Huckleberry Hound, K9, Wellard
Favourite Country Outside The
Greatest Fear : The Vet
Sunday, 11 July 2010
Floating by..........
This morning on leaving relatives in Dorset we went to the City Mill in Winchester, followed by more football as Winchester City took on Kingstonian. After the goaless draw we visited Sandham Memorial Chapple and The Vyne.
Not only have we used our Sunday to visit National Trust properties we have also brought those all important supplies for the trip. Starting with a stove!!!! Beyond the stove and requsite gas cannisters we have also purchase plasters, paracetamol, neurofen, deep heat and various other ointments!
One of the questions that we have been asked alot is who is Montmorency? Well i'm pleased to announce that we will be revealing his identity tomorrow ready for the big off! We will also be reviewing our last rower keith.
So as the rest of the country (well most of it anyway), look towards the Word Cup final we once again focus on our own sporting quest.......
For Now
Dave
Saturday, 10 July 2010
New Season Launched ...........
Team Bonding continued last night as the launch day gets closer. Last night 3 of us (Keith was unavialble again, not that i actually remember asking him!), went on a further team bonding excercise as we saw Sandhurst Town v AFC Wimbledon in a preseason friendly.

Whilst there was alot of youngsters and trialists playing both teams should act as further inspiration. Sandhurst Town are now celebrating their Centenary Season and are a testimony to persistance and community spirit. You see the 'Frizzers' (Sandhurst) have been in the Combined Counties League for the last 20 years with their highest finish being 5th. With attendances around the 60 mark last season, the club can hold their heads up high at what has been achieved and the set-up they have in place. This of course can be said of a large number of Non-league sides. AFC Wimbledon can serve their own inspiration for the amount they have achieved in their 8 year existance gaining numerous promotions.
Friday, 9 July 2010
Stroke Two..........

Name : Dave
Age : 23
Occupation : Ticket Office Manager
Previous Rowing Experience : The Rowing Machine.....
Teams Supported :Brentford FC, Middlesex CCC,
Favourite Colour : Red
Greatest Sporting Achievement :Representing Hounslow in Athletics
Favourite Tipple : Anything
Favourite Food :Chinese
Favourite Films :Italian Job, Great Escape, Escape to Victory
Favourite Disney Film : Cool Runnings, Robin Hood
Favourite Actor/Actress :Michael Caine, Sandra Bullock
Favourite Author/Book :Come and Have a Go Series by Hayden Middleton
Favourite Kipling Piece : If
Favourite Musician/Group :Artic Monkeys, Dizzee Rascal
Favourite Comedian : Lee Mack
Favourite TV Programme : Not Going Out
Favourite Radio Programme : Hancock's Half Hour
Five Famous Dinner Guests You Would Invite : Terry Evans, Jamie Oliver, Dizze Rascal, James Corden, Lee Mack
Favourite Country Outside the
Greatest Fear : Spiders
Biggest Enemy : Rowing
Thursday, 8 July 2010
The Tide Continues To Take Us...........

Myself, Gary and Montmorency went on a Team Building Excercise whilst Keith just builds himself up for the big day! Anyway 57 beers later and once again it's safe to say were brimming with confidence.
Dave
Stroke One..........

Name :
Age : 27
Occupation : Conservator
Previous Rowing Experience : Some Punting in
Teams Supported : Brentford FC, Middlesex CCC,
Favourite Colour : Purple
Greatest Sporting Achievement : Organising the Inaugral National Trust North v National Trust South cricket game..... I got out for a duck!!!!
Favourite Tipple : Pint of Real Ale or Scotch and Coke
Favourite Food : Mash
Favourite Films : School for Scoundrels, Brief Encounter, Ice Cold in Alex
Favourite Disney Film : Sword in The Stone, Peter Pan
Favourite Actor/Actress : Buster Keating, Sylvia Syms
Favourite Author/Book : Lucky Jim by Kingsley Amis and anything by PG Wodehouse
Favourite Kipling Piece : A Smuggler's Song
Favourite Musician/Group : The Artwoods, Davy Graham
Favourite Comedian : Bill Bailey
Favourite TV Programme : Dr Who
Favourite Radio Programme : The Navy Lark
Five Famous Dinner Guests You Would Invite : Ernest Shackleton, Tony Hancock, CB Fry, PG Wodehouse, Leslie Phillips
Favourite Country Outside the
Greatest Fear : 97 Miles of The
Biggest Enemy : English Heritage